What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I saw a post on X which says "control your lust & you'll understand how boring 90% of women are." What do you think about it? Do you agree or disagree? Why?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Pacers’ Tyrese Haliburton stuns Thunder in last second to open NBA Finals - The Washington Post

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Who is someone that inspires you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.